Rilwiplarn Tarpbenbep is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, calm badger.

Rilwiplarn Tarpbenbep created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rilwiplarn Tarpbenbep, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rilwiplarn Tarpbenbep, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rilwiplarn Tarpbenbep's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rilwiplarn Tarpbenbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not kill tortoises.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.