Gunleg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful penguin.

Gunleg created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gunleg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gunleg, he will turn you into a tree.

Gunleg's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gunleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near gulls while wearing white trousers.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Gunleg in the centre of the settlement.