Cabmidhot is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unjust porpoise.

Cabmidhot created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabmidhot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cabmidhot, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cabmidhot's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cabmidhot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cabmidhot.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not commit murder.