Hivcadtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, sage ant.

Hivcadtarg created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Hivcadtarg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hivcadtarg, it will turn you into a duck.

Hivcadtarg's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Hivcadtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must pray to Hivcadtarg nine times a day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.