Nakdimdot is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, annoying jaguar.

Nakdimdot created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Nakdimdot, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nakdimdot, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Nakdimdot's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nakdimdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Run away if three capybaras approach from the east.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Always wear green.