Vonjinbin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying fish.

Vonjinbin created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonjinbin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vonjinbin, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vonjinbin's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Vonjinbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near rats while wearing black ear rings and balancing nine gold spheres on your back.

2. Erect five copper sculptures of Vonjinbin on top of important buildings.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.