Vonkpidfon Nellfudhat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous crane.

Vonkpidfon Nellfudhat created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkpidfon Nellfudhat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vonkpidfon Nellfudhat, it will be mildly annoyed.

Vonkpidfon Nellfudhat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Vonkpidfon Nellfudhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Vonkpidfon Nellfudhat loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. You must love Vonkpidfon Nellfudhat.