Lunbiftik is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic hummingbird.

Lunbiftik created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lunbiftik, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lunbiftik, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lunbiftik's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Lunbiftik's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Hide from blue squirrels for they are unholy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.