Bimbasttetti is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, clever faun.

Bimbasttetti created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimbasttetti, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bimbasttetti, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bimbasttetti's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bimbasttetti's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan moths, for they are unholy.

2. Never feed lots of lentils to sharks while wearing black corsets.

3. Never hurt ants.

4. Never run near swans.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.