Sawgatsand is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, tiresome aardvark.

Sawgatsand created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawgatsand, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sawgatsand, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sawgatsand's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sawgatsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Sawgatsand in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Always pray immersed in water.