Ratgablop is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, moody spider.

Ratgablop created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratgablop, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ratgablop, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ratgablop's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Ratgablop's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ratgablop six times a day.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Always help sick ants.

5. Never talk about special relativity.