Hogdossbepyogdogmiping is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, witless coyote.

Hogdossbepyogdogmiping created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogdossbepyogdogmiping, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hogdossbepyogdogmiping, he will boil you in a big pot.

Hogdossbepyogdogmiping's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hogdossbepyogdogmiping's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Hogdossbepyogdogmiping on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Put Hogdossbepyogdogmiping first in all things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.