Appyarlbot is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable dragon.

Appyarlbot created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Appyarlbot, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Appyarlbot, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Appyarlbot's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Appyarlbot's Holy Commandments

1. Appyarlbot loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Appyarlbot.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Do not kill otters.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.