Cepjadgat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, cheerful dolphin.

Cepjadgat created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepjadgat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cepjadgat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cepjadgat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cepjadgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about special relativity near ants while wearing orange dresses and balancing seven silver spheres on your arms.