Bentagmipcenpaknattik is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, fast wolf.

Bentagmipcenpaknattik created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bentagmipcenpaknattik, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bentagmipcenpaknattik, he will not care at all.

Bentagmipcenpaknattik's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bentagmipcenpaknattik's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Bentagmipcenpaknattik in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. You must pray to Bentagmipcenpaknattik seven times a day.