Yarhomflig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, almighty penguin.

Yarhomflig created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarhomflig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarhomflig, it will come to you in dreams.

Yarhomflig's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Yarhomflig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about gravity near mice while wearing turquoise coats.

4. You must love Yarhomflig.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.