Yikgepbop is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, capable badger.

Yikgepbop created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yikgepbop, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yikgepbop, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yikgepbop's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yikgepbop's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not bounce in public.