Hugbapzak is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, weak chinchilla.

Hugbapzak created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Hugbapzak, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hugbapzak, she will send you a sign.

Hugbapzak's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hugbapzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Hugbapzak loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not take Hugbapzak's name in vain.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.