Bunkammad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring fox.

Bunkammad created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bunkammad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bunkammad, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bunkammad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bunkammad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.