Yarltargwot is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, pitiless gerbil.

Yarltargwot created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Yarltargwot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarltargwot, it will turn you into a goat.

Yarltargwot's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Yarltargwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.