Homnillfit is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, grumpy dolphin.

Homnillfit created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homnillfit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Homnillfit, he will turn you into a duck.

Homnillfit's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Homnillfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.