Dadcetgid is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unfair hippopotamus.

Dadcetgid created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadcetgid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dadcetgid, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dadcetgid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dadcetgid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Dadcetgid on top of all buildings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dadcetgid.

3. Always obey Dadcetgid's priests.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Do not listen to music.