Quillgigxem is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody ant.

Quillgigxem created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillgigxem, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quillgigxem, she will send minions to preach to you.

Quillgigxem's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Quillgigxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Erect eight lead sculptures of Quillgigxem on top of important buildings.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Retreat if five seals approach from the south.