Lipfligcad is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered penguin.

Lipfligcad created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipfligcad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Lipfligcad, he will make you grow a tail.

Lipfligcad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Lipfligcad's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Do not commit murder.