Midsatkin is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, uncaring rhinoceros.

Midsatkin created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midsatkin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Midsatkin, he will destroy your favourite star.

Midsatkin's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Midsatkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never feed corn to ducks while wearing tights.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Erect five gold sculptures of Midsatkin on top of important buildings.