Vigkompak Zodpitspag is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered penguin.

Vigkompak Zodpitspag created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vigkompak Zodpitspag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vigkompak Zodpitspag, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vigkompak Zodpitspag's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Vigkompak Zodpitspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.