Kadkopcad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, loving owl.

Kadkopcad created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Kadkopcad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kadkopcad, she will manifest in front of you.

Kadkopcad's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Kadkopcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near grasshopers while wearing mauve shoes.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.