Mingutkop is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unthoughtful aardvark.

Mingutkop created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mingutkop, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mingutkop, she will laugh at you.

Mingutkop's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Mingutkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed lots of nuts to tapirs while wearing yellow ear rings.