Quartrilzed is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable bear.

Quartrilzed created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quartrilzed, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quartrilzed, it will turn you into a rat.

Quartrilzed's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Quartrilzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

5. Never talk about spacetime near frogs while wearing yellow scarves and balancing seven copper spheres on your face.