Ponnilrul Danlamsab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciless horse.

Ponnilrul Danlamsab created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponnilrul Danlamsab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ponnilrul Danlamsab, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ponnilrul Danlamsab's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ponnilrul Danlamsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about shrews.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always treat snakes with great respect.