Far Limnadquam is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, quiet crab.

Far Limnadquam created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Far Limnadquam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Far Limnadquam, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Far Limnadquam's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Far Limnadquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Hide from indigo ants for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Always wear white.

5. Respect your elders.