Banbosswon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fussy seal.

Banbosswon created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Banbosswon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Banbosswon, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Banbosswon's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Banbosswon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never wear indigo hats.

3. Do not hurt tortoises.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Retreat if five frogs approach from the east.