Zakvegjendab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful dog.

Zakvegjendab created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakvegjendab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zakvegjendab, it will turn you into a goat.

Zakvegjendab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Zakvegjendab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Hide if eight birds approach from the south.

4. Never feed coconuts to capybaras while wearing scarves.

5. Do not commit murder.