Tenlimgubloop is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil guinea pig.

Tenlimgubloop created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenlimgubloop, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tenlimgubloop, she will remove you from existence.

Tenlimgubloop's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Tenlimgubloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never feed cucumbers to swans while wearing pink shirts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near birds while wearing gray coats and balancing seven zinc spheres on your back.