Dinyarpkimdidnurlkar is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, temperamental dingo.

Dinyarpkimdidnurlkar created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinyarpkimdidnurlkar, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dinyarpkimdidnurlkar, it will remove you from existence.

Dinyarpkimdidnurlkar's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dinyarpkimdidnurlkar's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never wear skirts.