Wotfadgab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, amazing squirrel.

Wotfadgab created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotfadgab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wotfadgab, he will turn you into a worm.

Wotfadgab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wotfadgab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not keep nine moths in a large pit.

5. Never leap near seals.