Natmabdam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, loving wyvern.

Natmabdam created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Natmabdam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Natmabdam, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Natmabdam's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Natmabdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near mice while wearing gray rings and balancing eight titanium spheres on your legs.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.