Gattagdot is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omniscient mouse.

Gattagdot created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gattagdot, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gattagdot, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gattagdot's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gattagdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange dresses.

2. Never feed melons to mites while wearing mauve rings.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near moths while wearing black ear rings.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Fast once a month.