Flyfarcubkimquimmotsand is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, prudent otter.

Flyfarcubkimquimmotsand created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyfarcubkimquimmotsand, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Flyfarcubkimquimmotsand, he will turn you into a snail.

Flyfarcubkimquimmotsand's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Flyfarcubkimquimmotsand's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always treat sharks with great respect.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near aardvarks while wearing indigo scarves and balancing five copper spheres on your neck.