Bomcibfatvil is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain wasp.

Bomcibfatvil created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomcibfatvil, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bomcibfatvil, she will destroy your home planet.

Bomcibfatvil's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bomcibfatvil's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bomcibfatvil.

2. Bomcibfatvil loves dogs, so they must be respected.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about moons.