Yatkadfud is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, deceitful goose.

Yatkadfud created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatkadfud, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yatkadfud, it will not care.

Yatkadfud's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Yatkadfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.