Pomstigdag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, uncaring shrew.

Pomstigdag created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomstigdag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pomstigdag, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Pomstigdag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Pomstigdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Hide from fawn turtles for they are unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not take Pomstigdag's name in vain.