Pasnarlfub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sage fox.

Pasnarlfub created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasnarlfub, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pasnarlfub, it will cry a lot.

Pasnarlfub's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Pasnarlfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about special relativity near snails while wearing pink rings and balancing six copper spheres on your head.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not kill cats.