Gensinrul is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, humane warg.

Gensinrul created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gensinrul, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gensinrul, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gensinrul's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gensinrul's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray grasshopers for they are unholy.

2. Do not hurt hamsters.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near shrews while wearing turquoise rings and balancing seven silver spheres on your chest.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.