Jablathat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, blissful hamster.

Jablathat created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jablathat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jablathat, he will jump up and down on your head.

Jablathat's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Jablathat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ants.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Always look after injured doves.