Siszenfon Bunjenmig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm mink.

Siszenfon Bunjenmig created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Siszenfon Bunjenmig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Siszenfon Bunjenmig, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Siszenfon Bunjenmig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Siszenfon Bunjenmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near seals while wearing indigo hats.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about pigs.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.