Cimmumdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, passionate warg.

Cimmumdoss created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Cimmumdoss, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cimmumdoss, she will send minions to preach to you.

Cimmumdoss' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cimmumdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Cimmumdoss in the centre of the settlement.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Never feed lemons to horses while wearing scarves.

4. Retreat if three ants approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.