Shavfodnartnul is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical lion.

Shavfodnartnul created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavfodnartnul, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Shavfodnartnul, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Shavfodnartnul's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Shavfodnartnul's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Shavfodnartnul on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Never feed figs to gulls while wearing orange kilts.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Shavfodnartnul.