Butflan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented bear.

Butflan created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Butflan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Butflan, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Butflan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Butflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide from pink cats for they are unholy.