Himcisstip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, witless whale.

Himcisstip created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Himcisstip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Himcisstip, she will destroy your home solar system.

Himcisstip's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Himcisstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

2. Never paint your back cyan.

3. Worship no other gods but Himcisstip.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Put Himcisstip first in all things.